The truth about the tale

The Truth About the tale

Hi there my name is Aaron but people call me the little bear. Now i'm gonna tell you the craziest story of when I had the worst day in my life. So it began at seven o'clock in the freaking morning. When my parents woke me up to make porridge now come on what kind of parents wake up a bear to make porridge. So I then stood up stomped to the kitchen and made porridge but in my dad's porridge was a few peppers and a little bit of Tabasco and by a little bit I mean the whole damn bottle. So I decided to give my mother porridge but with a touch of sweaty socks and a fine bit of moldy cheese. So I plated them up and watched them take their first bites I know it is real rats but when you wake up a bear at seven o’clock just to make stupid porridge it's like puting your finger into a shark's mouth. Anyway my father got his spoon dipped it into his porridge and then he put it into his mouth and screamed and screamed but then the screaming stopped because I forgot he loved spice. But I knew mum wouldn't like her porridge so she put her spoon in the bowl and then put it back down because there was this smelly odor coming from the gate so we all ran away from the smelly smell. We climbed up hill and saw a these two horrid little girl’s one of them was smashing chairs sculling down all three porridge's and of course she also so liked spice so she enjoyed it. But I guess she also liked sweaty socks and moldy cheese. But while this girl was smashing things and demolition our food the other girl was just trying to stop her from doing this to our house. So daddy bear went down get the girl well dad only saw one girl so when he went down the girl who wrecked our house blamed the other girl for doing the damage. So I went down but it was too late the cops were there taking an innocent young lady who’s name was Jennifer. But hey she is now working for me and my business cleaning toilets. Which is sad considering that she is my wife and I guess we lived happily ever after.